August 15th 1992
The Omni - Atlanta, Georgia
The shows opens with Joey Styles and Jesse Venutra standing in the ring. The rabid 7,039 fans crammed into the The Omni are rocking.
Joey Styles: Welcome to Pro Wrestling USA. I'm Joey Styles, alongside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura and for the next hour we bring you the hottest action in pro wres....
'Hollywood' blares throughtout the Omni as the camera turns to the entrance way and we see Steve Austin and Brian Pillman making their way to the ring. Pillman slides in the ring while Austin walks up the steps and steps through the ropes as Pillman snatches the mic from Joey Styles.
Brian Pillman: Hello Mr. Styles! Here we are again 3 men of the world and a pencil neck geek get your ass out of here before we have to kick it.
Pillman hands the mic over to Austin as the boos reverberate around the arena.
Steve Austin: There is one reason and one reason only as to why Joey Styles can come out here every week and say this is the hottest pro wrestling show in the world. That reason is the Hollywood Blondes. Look at us we're box office material, we are a-list celebrities. We are the hottest property in Pro Wrestling USA
Austin hands the mic back to Pillman as more boos fill the atmosphere.
Brian Pillman: You can boo us all you want but the sad fact is each and everyone one of you know it's true. And each and everyone of you wants to be us. None more so that the Rock N Roll Express. They come out here with their rock music. Supposed good looks and high flying action and extenuate that their original. Rock N Roll Express are plagiarists and phonies and tonight I will show up Ricky Morton as exactly that.
Austin takes the mic back from Pillman
Steve Austin: See what you have here is the best tag team in pro wrestling today. High flying, technically superior and we're downright badasses. Along with our great looks we are the best in the business today. And you....
'Enough if Enough' hits the Omni and the camera once again swings round to the entrance and Owen Hart and British Bulldog make their way to ringside. Once they reach the ring Owen takes the mic from Austin who looks furious
Owen Hart: Did I hear you say you were the best tag team in pro wrestling today? Look Junior, the best tag team in pro wrestling today is standing right here. Last week we went out and beat... well whoever it was they're not important enough to remember. But you are standing here whining about losing to a couple of grandads in lycra tights.
'Owen' chants start ringing out around the arena.
Owen Hart: SHUT IT! I don't like the fact a bunch of American hicks are cheering me.
The cheer quickly turn to jeers and Owen smirks
Owen Hart: Now that's better! Everyone knows Bulldog and I are the best team around today. Everyone knows we're the trophy on Paul.E's mantlepiece and....
Out of nowhere Paul. E Dangerously runs to the ring and snatches the mic from Owen Hart.
Paul.E Dangerously: Look Owen don't do this. This faction is hot property, we're bigger than the Revolution and Violent By Design. Why throw away this over who won or lost a match. Now all 4 of you shake hands and lets get to the back...
All 4 men reluctantly follow orders from Paul.E who looks relived
**53 minutes remaining**
**Commerial Break**
Joey Styles: Well almost a very explosive opening there to PWTV this week. Paul.E defusing what could of been a very dynamic situation.
Jesse Ventura: Speaking of Dynamic Styles, our first match tonight should be just that.
Joey Styles: Quite right Jesse up first we have Dynamic Execution vs The Miracle Violence Combination!
Miracle Violence Comb. vs Dynamic Execution.
Dr. Death gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from The Hitman! Dr. Death takes a flying neckbreaker from Bret Hart. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Bret Hart and The Dynamite Kid. Bret Hart scoops up Dr. Death. Kid bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. The Dynamite Kid hits a rolling kick on Dr. Death. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Kid goes for a splash but Dr. Death puts the knees up. Kid gets hit with a HUGE clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Terry Gordy. Kid gets hit with a HUGE clothesline. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying shoulder tackle by Gordy sends Kid CRASHING to the mat. The Dynamite Kid reverses a hip toss. Gordy takes a flying neckbreaker from The Dynamite Kid. Kid tags out to Bret Hart. Gordy walks into a high dropkick from Bret Hart, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag to Steve Williams. Bret Hart hits a rolling kick on Dr. Death. Dynamic Execution have Steve Williams to themselves DYNAMICALLY EXECUTED!! 1....2....3!
Winners: By pinfall Dynamic Execution (10 minutes 34 seconds)
It's over. Midnight Express come running down the aisle and into the ring! The Hitman turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Kid walks into a vicious boot to the face. Midnight Express set him up, and nail the Rocket Launcher! The Hitman is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Rocket Launcher as well! Midnight Express have done a number on them!
**42 minutes remaining**
Joey Styles: Dammit The Midnight Express have just destroyed Dynamic Execution after a brutal match!
Jesse Ventura: Well Jim Cornette has his troops trained for battle. The Midnight Express have just started the war with victory in the first battle...
'Horsemen' blares out through the Omni and we see Arn Anderson walking down the entrance way dressed to wrestle. Anderson slides in the ring and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.
Arn Anderson: So there is this big mystery about who my opponent is. Well get his ass out here for a beating he will never forget. Then once he's paid his dues he might one day hope to be as great as me, or as great as the Revolution!
Japanese music hits the arena and the fans all rise to see who comes out of the entrance way. But instead through the crowd The Great Muta hits Arn Anderson from behind!!
**Commercial Break**
Arn Anderson vs The Great Muta.
Muta hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Anderson walks into a high dropkick from The Great Muta, almost losing several teeth in the process. Spin kick by The Great Muta to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. The Great Muta hits a rolling kick on Anderson. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Muta walks into a drop toe hold. Bodyslam by Anderson. Spear by Arn Anderson. There's a two count on the pin. Anderson charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Muta. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by The Great Muta. That looked KILLER! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Anderson backdrops The Great Muta out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Arn Anderson. STIFF~! chop lights up Muta who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! The Great Muta comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Anderson. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. The Great Muta floors Arn Anderson...and climbs the turnbuckles. Moonsault!!! 1....2....3!!
Winner: By pinfall The Great Muta (12 minutes 56 seconds)
It's all over. Steven Regal comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Regal hits Muta with a chair to the back! The Great Muta goes down to the canvas, hurt.
**29 minutes remaining**
Joey Styles: A surprise debut here for The Great Muta and a huge win over Arn Anderson. But Steven Regal decimated him with that brutal chair shot!
Jesse Ventura: That's Lord Steven to you Styles. That man is an English blueblood aristocrat!
Joey Styles: He's also Ric Flair's monkey man but you don't say that do you Jesse?
Jesse Ventura: They are team mates Styles, you have a very skewed vision of this world
Joey Styles: Speaking of skewed visions, up next we have Brian Pillman vs Ricky Morton. Earlier in the hour there was almost a huge bust up in the Dangerous Alliance when the bickering between Owen Hart and The Hollywood Blondes reached boiling point!
Brian Pillman vs Ricky Morton.
Morton hits a right hand. Morton goes for a splash but Pillman puts the knees up. Spinning back kick from Brian Pillman. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. SHINING WIZARD~! on Morton by Pillman! Cover, but there's no one to count for Brian Pillman! Morton blocks a punch. Running knee lift from Ricky Morton. Tiger bomb by Ricky Morton, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Pillman. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Morton charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Pillman crushes Morton with a running senton. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Morton ducks a wild right hand. Owen Hart comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Morton ducks! Brian Pillman gets hit! Ricky Morton knocks Hart out of the ring. Ricky Morton floors Brian Pillman...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Flying Fistdrop, forget about it. 1....2...3!
Winner: By pinfall Ricky Morton (16 minutes 45 seconds)
Owen Hart remains in the ring. Brian Pillman pushes the referee away. Pillman and Hart start brawling in the centre of the ring. Out of nowhere Steve Austin and The British Bulldog hit the ring and break the scuffle up. Bulldog holding Owen back in one corner and Austin holding Pillman back on the otherside!
**12 minutes remaining**
**Commercial Break**
Joey Styles: Well before the break we saw Owen Hart and Brian Pillman almost demolish each other and they would have done if British Bulldog and Steve Austin hadn't broken it up.
Jesse Ventura: Paul.E must be fuming at this situation we thought it was sorted out at the start of the show but it seems like it's just getting started!
Cactus Jack vs Jake Roberts.
Cactus slams Jake Roberts. Cactus hits a right hand. Jake Roberts charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. BAAACK Body drop by Roberts gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Roberts ducks a wild right hand. Fallaway slam by Jake Roberts puts down Cactus Jack. Big piledriver on Cactus. There's a two count on the pin. Cactus ducks a wild right hand. BRUTAL face-first slam from Cactus on Roberts. Covers for a quick two count. Cactus Jack scores with a NASTY spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jake Roberts comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Jake Roberts connects with rights and lefts and Cactus Jack is down! Cactus counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying shoulder tackle by Cactus sends Roberts CRASHING to the mat. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ!
Draw: As a result of a double disqualification! (11 minutes 23 seconds)
Cactus Jack and Roberts have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
Joey Styles: What a brutal main event! Cactus Jack and Jake Roberts damn near tried to kill each other and as a result were both DQ'd!
Jesse Ventura: I wondered how this will effect the Global Heavyweight Title tournament?
Joey Styles: I don't know Jesse but I'm sure we'll find out next week. From Jesse Ventura, I'm Joey Styles we'll see you next week!
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