War Memorial Auditorium - Fort Lauderdale, Florida
The scene fades in to the show Big Van Vader and Harley Race
are standing in front of a plain blue screen
Harley Race: Tonight Heatwave 1992, Big Van Vader vs The
Macho Man Randy Savage... In a match to progress in the Global Heavyweight
title tournament.. Randy you were great once but it is no longer your time. Now
is the time of Vader and tonight Randy Savage this man will destroy you!
Vader: It's time, It's time... IT''S VADER TIME!!!
The scene fades into the War Memorial Auditorium in Fort
Lauderdale, Florida... The arena is packed with 15,000 fans chomping at the bit
for the nights action. The camera pans into the commentary booth where Jim Ross
and Jesse Ventura are seated.
Jim Ross: Welcome to Pro Wrestling USA HEATWAVE! I'm Jim
Ross alongside Jesse 'The Body' Ventura and tonight Body we have 3 hours of hot
action and in the main event long time friends. Ric Flair and Roddy Piper
square off in the penultamate match in the Global Heavyweight title
tournament...
Jesse Ventura: Long time friends maybe Ross but you know
nothing is going to stop Ric Flair getting his hands on the Global Heavyweight
title.. Terry Funk didn't and Roddy Piper won't tonight
Jim Ross: Well Jess, I'm sure the Funker will be back for
revenge against Flair soon enough. Up first tonight though Television title
tournament action with Ricky Steamboat against Ravishing Rick Rude....
Ricky Steamboat vs Rick Rude.
Spinning back kick from Ricky Steamboat. Ricky Steamboat
strikes Rick Rude. Rick Rude tastes a high angle back suplex. Steamboat uses a
basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO
SCHOOL~! Rick Rude is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a
counter clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Steamboat gets a bit of a pop from the
crowd. Spear by Rick Rude. Hooks the leg for a two count. Steamboat counters an
arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Rick Rude gets rocked with a
brutal elbow to the jaw by Steamboat. A few more of those and Rick Rude will go
down worse than Bart Gunn at 'Mania 15. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger
suplex on Rick Rude. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell!
Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rick
Rude powers out of a headlock. Rick Rude scoops and slams Ricky Steamboat.
What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Steamboat blocks
the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Steamboat uses a
basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO
SCHOOL~! Rick Rude gets knocked to the ground by Steamboat, who is already
climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Flying Cross Body! 1....2....3.
Winner: Ricky Steamboat (22 minutes 47 seconds)
Ricky Steamboat offers a handshake to Rick Rude...and he
accepts it! No! Rick Rude levels Steamboat with a cheap shot right hand! Rick
Rude spins Steamboat around. Rick Rude hits the Rude Awakening! Ricky Steamboat
has been floored after the match.
Jim Ross: Well the sports man Ricky Steamboat offered his
hand to Rick Rude and in a blatant disregard of respect Rude dished out a rude
awakening to Ricky Steamboat...
Jesse Ventura: You're damn right it was a rude awakening
Ross, don't trust Ravishing Rick Rude..
The scene fades backstage and we see British Bulldog and
Owen Hart preparing for their match. In the corner of the room we see Paul E.
Dangerously on his cell phone.
Paul E. Dangerously: You need to be here tonight... what do
you mean your still in Memphis? Look if your not careful you won't be around he
much longer.. Well for your sakes I hope we don't get screwed around tonight.
Paul E. snaps his cell phone shut and swivels his baseball
cap round so it's point backwards.
Paul E. Dangerously: Now Owen, Bulldog, I have all the faith
in the world in your abilities. You are the perfect tag team. Quick, strong and
technically efficient as anyone.
Owen Hart: Look Paul don't worry, we're gonna beat...
actually who are we facing tonight?
British Bulldog: Rhodes and Windham
Owen starts laughing hysterically...
Owen Hart: and your worried Paul? Look Rhodes and Windham
have no chance against us... No American is capable of beating a Canadian...
and as Rhodes proved last night he obviously can't beat an English man.
Paul E. Dangerously: But Owen look at what happened to the
Blondes last night they got beaten by the Rock N Roll Express..
Owen Hart: Look Paul you may have to worry about those
amateurs but we're capable of holding our own against anyone. We don't need
Pillman we sure as hell don't need Austin... So we'll go out and show you why
we are the best tag team in the world today... Oh and Blondes... THATS A WRAP!
The scene fades away with Heyman looking worried...
Jim Ross: Owen Hart seems very confident that he and British
Bulldog can over come Barry Windham and Dustin Rhodes tonight. Both of whom are
second generation stars are Windham a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion..
Jesse Ventura: The past is nothing Ross, live in the present
and the present is Owen Hart and British Bulldog. Speaking of the present we've
got Marty Jannetty vs Jushin Liger up next it should be one hell of a match
Jim Ross: You're right Jesse, these two are premier high
flyers in the sport of pro wrestling and I'm sure Marty Jannetty will want to
get a win under his belt after crashing out of the tag tournament with Shawn
Michaels last night.
Marty Jannetty vs Jushin Thunder Liger.
Liger hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Liger walks into
a drop toe hold. Standing leg lariat by Marty Jannetty on Liger. Jannetty whips
Liger into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Diamond Dust from Marty Jannetty,
Liger is out! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Liger backdrops
Marty Jannetty out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Jushin
Thunder Liger. Hard back suplex on Jannetty. Come to think of it, that move had
WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Lightning kick by Liger on Jannetty.
There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Jushin Thunder Liger.
Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the
finish! Marty Jannetty reverses a hip toss. Jannetty crushes Liger with a sweet
running senton. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as
the finish! Marty Jannetty gets taken down out of nowhere! Brad Armstrong comes
running down the aisle with a chair! Liger and Marty Jannetty continue
fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Brad Armstrong slides in and blasts Marty
Jannetty with a chair to the head! Armstrong climbs out of the ring, the damage
done! Marty Jannetty can barely stand. Ligerbomb!!! That shook the ring.
1....2....3!!
Winner: Jushin Thunder Liger (25 minutes 36 seconds)
Liger and Armstrong are beating the hell out of Marty
Jannetty! Shawn Michaels sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He
goes toe-to-toe with Jushin Thunder Liger, exchanging punches, while Marty
Jannetty comes back, sending Armstrong out of the ring with a clothesline. The
Rockers have cleared the ring, driving off Liger and Armstrong!
Armstrong grabs a mic and heads back towards the ring...
Brad Armstrong: I've had enough of you two getting the
praise as the best junior heavyweight this company has got. Michaels I've got a
match against you next Saturday night and I'll show you what great high flying
really is...
Jim Ross: Shocking actions there from Brad Armstrong
seemingly alligning with Jushin Thunder Liger.
Jesse Ventura: Shocking definitely Ross, but Armstrong has
made an impact he's gotta be taken serious in this division.
Jim Ross: You maybe right his actions becoming so volatile
is bad news for the junior heavyweight division.. Up next though we have the
second match in the Global Heavyweight title tournament... Randy Savage vs Big
Van Vader
Jesse Ventura: This should be great Ross, Big Van Vader is a
monster and as he said earlier it's Vader Time!
Randy Savage vs Big Van Vader.
Randy Savage connects with rights and lefts and Big Van
Vader is down! Randy Savage connects with rights and lefts and Big Van Vader is
down! Running knee lift from Randy Savage. Bodyslam by Savage. Big Van Vader
avoids a Randy Savage avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bodyslam by Big
Van Vader. Spear by Big Van Vader. Hooks the leg for a two count. Randy Savage
comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big Van Vader gets hit with a HUGE
clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat by Savage with some
POWER behind it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as
the finish! Big Van Vader elbows Randy Savage in the face to break a
hammerlock. Big forearm by Big Van Vader makes me want to go to the mirror and
check MY teeth. Savage blocks a kick from Big Van Vader. Rude Awakening
neckbreaker on Big Van Vader by Savage. Remember when that was a legit finish?
Big Van Vader gets whipped into the corner by Savage, who charges in with a
clothesline. Big Van Vader moves out the corner and Savage crashes into the
turnbuckle. Big Van Vader clobbers Savage with a clothesline sending him over
the top rope. Big Van Vader rolls out after Savage lifting up the protective
mats exposing the concrete. Big Van Vader drags Savage up by his hair sets him
up looking for a powerbomb... Big Van Vader hauls Savage up... POWE BOMB ON THE
EXPOSE CONCRETE!!!! The referee calls for the DQ as Savage crashes to the
concrete unconcious. Big Van Vader looks furious and rolls back in the ring.
The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Big Van Vader has
lost it!
Winner: via DQ Randy Savage (23 minutes 32 seconds)
Paramedics rush to ringside with a stretcher and surround
Savage
Jim Ross: I am at a loss for words to what we've just
seen...
Jesse Ventura: It's easy Ross, Big Van Vader destroyed
Savage like he said he would
Jim Ross: Well Savage like Terry Funk has been left immobile
but they're are still both in the heavyweight title tournament!
The scene fades backstage and we see Ric Flair in his usual
wrestling entrance attire. A glamorous blue robe with sequins. Arn Anderson is
wearing an expensive looking suit
Ric Flair: Tonight's the night. Tonight Rowdy Roddy Piper
will fall at my feet and I will go onto to face Randy Savage who is now a
cripple and then I will go onto the tournament final and win the Global
Heavyweight Title
Arn Anderson: You see there are two types of people in
life... Achievers.. that us and then there are tryers. They try their little
hearts out but never achieve because they don't have the brains to know how to
achieve. Look at this a $5000 suit and then next to me the most glamorous
wrestling attire in the business. People need to realize that we are not
ordinary people. We are the best there is, the sooner our status is given the
billing it deserves. People will bow at our feet and will we throw the generous
scraps that people befitting our position can do.
The scene fades back into the arena. Jim Ross looks sceptical
Jesse Ventura: It's like I told Joey Styles. Powerful people
can say that, I'm a powerful person Ross and that's why I associate with Ric
Flair and Arn Anderson. They're my kind of people.
Jim Ross: Well that's trivial right now because we've got a
great tag team match coming up.
Rhodes and Windham vs Bulldog & Owen.
Standing leg lariat by Owen Hart on Rhodes. Hard back suplex
on Rhodes. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy
for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Hart tags out to British Bulldog.
Bulldog & Owen hook up Rhodes, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick
two count. Bodyslam by Bulldog. Rhodes flips out of a British Bulldog bodyslam
attempt. Dustin Rhodes hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two
count. Tag to Barry Windham. Spear by Barry Windham. Hooks the leg!
ONE...TWO...NO! Barry Windham snap suplexes Bulldog HARD to the canvas! And
again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Windham is a
HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Barry Windham misses a clothesline. Rude Awakening
neckbreaker on Barry Windham by Bulldog. Remember when that was a legit finish?
Bulldog tags out to Owen Hart. Windham walks into a high dropkick from Owen
Hart, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag between Barry Windham and
Dustin Rhodes. Second rope flying axe handle, Rhodes goes down. One day, Hart
might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact
and stuff. Dustin Rhodes slams Hart, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Owen
Hart doing? Dustin Rhodes picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises
Hart up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the
process! Owen Hart is on top! 1....2....3!
Winners via pinfall Owen Hart and The British Bulldog (27 minutes 13 seconds)
Looking at the replay, it appears that Hart had taken a
chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Dustin Rhodes must have
been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! Rhodes and Windham don't
look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Bulldog
& Owen but they high tail it from the ring . Threats are exchanged as the
chaos ends.
Jim Ross: Well Rhodes and Windham trying to extract a
measure of revenge there. Look at Dustin Rhodes he's been lacerated from the
chain shot from Owen Hart
Jesse Ventura: Well it looks like Owen was right about not
needing any back up
Jim Ross: He used that damn chain though Jesse!
Jesse Ventura: Yes but that was his own action. He wasn't
backed up by anybody!
Jim Ross: Well I guess you're right. Up next though the main
event Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Ric Flair this should be nothing short of a classic
Jesse, two best friends battling out for the right to advance in the Global
Heavyweight title tournament!
Ric Flair vs Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Hot Rod gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Flair!
Ric Flair connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat
again. Ric Flair snap suplexes Hot Rod HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of
clotheslines follow and...yep, Flair is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Hot Rod gets
caught with a short powerbomb from Flair. Hot Rod reverses a waistlock. Hot Rod
slams Ric Flair down and motions to the crowd. Spinebuster by Rowdy Roddy
Piper. There's a two count on the pin. Ric Flair pulls a mule kick out of
nowhere. Vicious snap suplex! Rowdy Roddy Piper got whipped over hard. Hooks
the leg for a two count. BURNING HAMMER~! from Ric Flair is executed with
perfect brutally! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as
the finish! Hot Rod blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex
instead! Rowdy Roddy Piper hits some punches. How generic. Ric Flair elbows
Rowdy Roddy Piper in the face to break a hammerlock. Hot Rod tastes a high
angle back suplex. Arn Anderson comes running down the aisle and onto the
apron! Hot Rod turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by
Anderson! Arn Anderson has left Hot Rod in big trouble. Ric Flair floors Rowdy
Roddy Piper. Rowdy Roddy Piper gets locked in the Figure Four Leglock! Submission
victory!
Winner via submission Ric Flair (35 minutes 46 seconds)
Flair and Anderson continue pounding away at Piper... Chants
of 'WE WANT FUNK' echo around the arena.
Jim Ross: This is disgraceful the first two night of Pro
Wrestling USA have ended with Flair and one of his cronies trying to destroy
the livelihood of a great pro wrestler. Has Flair forgotten this man is his
friend?!
Jesse Ventura: Flair has made it through though Ross and I'm
sure he will have no trouble disposing with Randy Savage
Jim Ross: Well after Randy Savage may have been near
crippled by Vader I wouldn't be surprised.. We're out of time folks. This has
been an explosive PPV from Jesse Ventura, I'm Jim Ross we leave you with Roddy
Piper having been destroyed by Ric Flair and Arn Anderson
Scene fades to black
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