The free for all opens with Joey Styles next to referee John Finegan in the ring on his own the crowd chanting 'Joey'. Styles mutters something to Finegan who laughs in response before raising the microphone to his mouth.
Joey Styles: We are 20 minutes away from PW-USA Fall Brawl 1992 on PPV and at this time I am here to introduce our new ring announcer please put your hands together for, Gary Michael Cappetta!!!
The fans in Boston give Cappetta a warm reception as he gets into the ring taking the microphone from Styles.
Gary Michael Cappetta: Our first bout of the evening is a Monster Factory Exhibition match and is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing in at 190 pounds.. THE LIGHTNING KID!!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: His opponent also from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing in at 200 pounds... JERRY LYNN!!!!
Monster Factory Exhibition
The Lightning Kid vs. Jerry Lynn
Kid and Lynn shake hands before locking up, Lynn pushes Kid back into the turnbuckles but lets him out for a clean break....
IT'S TIME... IT'S TIME... IT'S VADER TIME!!!!
The crowd explodes into deafening booing as Big Van Vader is led to the ring by 'The Living Legend' Harley Race who has a microphone in hand.
Harley Race: Is this is what we've come to expect from Jerry Lawler, he has the baddest man on the planet and he doesn't even give him a match on the Pay Per View tonight. Well these monster factory kids seem to have plenty of intestinal fortitude after Vader disposed of Lance Storm last night. How about you two team up to face my man BIG VAN VADER!!!
The Lightning Kid and Jerry Lynn look a little nervous but motion to Vader to bring it.
Big Van Vader vs. Jerry Lynn & The Lightning Kid
Jerry Lynn scores with a back heel kick that doesn't even stagger Vader. Legsweep from the kid but Vader doesn't even bat an eyelid. The Kid \ Lynn try and whip Vader into the ropes Vader nails Lynn with a brutal lariat, Kid runs at Vader but is sent flying with a back body drop. Lynn groggily returns to his feet by the ropes and tries to connect with a Springboard dropkick but Vader catches him and drops him with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex . 1 - 2 - Lightning Kid breaks the pin. The Kid nails Vader with a spin kick that still does no damage. Vader throws Kid into the ropes and hits a d back elbow. Lynn kicks Big Van Vader in the back of his thigh to reverse the momentum but Vader isn't even bothered. Face-first slam from Vader on Lynn. 1 - 2 - Kid breaks up the pin again. Vader punches Kid in and gut and nails a nasty backdrop driver on the Kid who rolls outside of the ring. Vader drags Lynn back to his feet connecting with a massive lariat, Vader looked really pissed off when he hit that! But he doesn't let go of Lynn's hair and who is out cold of his feet only being held up by Vader. Here it comes - Vader Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Gary Michael Capetta: Here is your winner in 3 minutes and 56 seconds... BIG VAN VADER!!!!
The Lightning Kid is still out cold on the floor at ringside. Big Van Vader motions to the Harley Race to lift the protective matting up at ringside as Vader rolls out of the ring and drags the lifeless Lightning Kid to his feet.. Vader sets up for the Vader Bomb but before he can deliver the move...
Pomp and Circumstance blares over the PA system and Randy Savage sprints down the aisle way with a chair in hand. Vader drops The Lightning Kid to the floor and awaits to meet Savage head on... Savage throws the chair at Vader who swats it out of the air like a fly.
Vader throws a lariat but Savage ducks it and jumps up on the apron ascends to the top rope and as Vader turns back around Savage soars from the top rope with a Double Ax Handle. Big Van Vader finally shows some weakness as he falls to one knee.
Before Savage can follow up though he is nail from behind his back with the steel chair he bought to the ring by Harley Race. Savage falls down face first a in agony, Vader once again motions to Race to lift up the protective matting up. Lightning Kid returns to his feet and tries to stop Vader... But Vader clubs him back down with a lariat...
Jerry Lynn back to his feet inside the ring tries to baseball slide Vader but Vader catches him. Harley Race slaps the life back into Randy Savage and Full Nelson's the Macho Man forcing him to watch Big Van Vader lift Jerry Lynn into the air and driving him into the concrete with a vicious Vader Bomb..
The booing in the arena is now twice as loud as when Big Van Vader entered, as Vader gets in the face of the helpless Savage slapping him round the face and taunting the Macho Man the scene fades to black.
Boston Gardens – Boston Massachusetts
The show opens with pyro going off at the entrance way and the camera panning around the rabid crowd inside the Boston Garden before settling on the ringside commentary table with Jim Ross and Jesse 'The Body' Ventura.
Jim Ross: Welcome to Pro Wrestling USA Fall Brawl, Jim Ross alongside side Jesse 'The Body' Ventura and tonight Jesse we crown the first PW USA Global Heavyweight Champion!
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: Tonight is huge Ross capped off with 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair against Terry Funk and my prediction Ric Flair walks out of the Boston Gardens tonight as Global Heavyweight Champion.. and on top of that we have three other huge title matches!
Jim Ross: That we do Jesse and the first of those is coming up right now when we will crown the first PW USA Television Champion.. Lets go up to the ring and Gary Michael Cappetta!
Global Television Title Match
Steven Regal vs Ricky Steamboat vs The Great Muta
Gary Michael Cappetta: Our first contest of Fall Brawl 1992 is a three way dance for the PW USA Global Television Title!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first hailing Blackpool, England weighing in 243 pounds, he is a member of the Revolution... STEVEN REGAL!!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: The second participant hailing from Honalulu, Hawaii weighing in at 235 pounds...RICKY 'THE DRAGON' STEAMBOAT!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: The third participant hailing from the Land Of The Rising Sun weighing in at 240 pounds... THE GREAT MUTA!!!
Regal drives a forearm into the chest of Steamboat. The Great Muta scores with a back heel kick on Regal. The Great Muta misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. Weird kick by Steamboat on Regal. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Brutal suplex on Steamboat. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Ricky Steamboat, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Muta is down. Steven Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Steamboat!! That was incredibly brutal, i LOVE that move. Steven Regal floors Steamboat near the ropes and makes the pin. Regal is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here is your winner in 14 minutes and 38 seconds and NEW GLOBAL TELEVISION CHAMPION! STEVEN REGAL!!!!
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Jim Ross: Regal stealing a huge win there over Ricky Steamboat.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: What do you mean steal Ross? Steamboat didn't get his shoulders up in time!
Jim Ross: Come on Jesse he had his feet on the ropes!!!
Jesse Ventura: It's all about leverage Ross and Regal had the leverage to get it done..
Jim Ross: Well thats' somewhat true... And next week on Pro Wrestling TV, Regal will defend the Global Television Title against The Great Muta
Jesse Ventura: It's all about leverage Ross and Regal had the leverage to get it done..
Jim Ross: Well thats' somewhat true... And next week on Pro Wrestling TV, Regal will defend the Global Television Title against The Great Muta
Jesse Ventura: That's next week Ross we should be more worried about tonight and our next match should be off the the charts!!!
Jim Ross: Damn right Jesee, the veteran brit Dynamite Kid against the super talented Jushin 'Thunder' Liger this is going to be off the charts lets go up to Gary Michael Cappetta!
Global Junior Heavyweight Title Match
Jushin Thunder Liger vs The Dynamite Kid
Gary Michael Cappetta: The following contest is for the Global Junior Heavyweight Title and is schedule for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first hailing from Hiroshima, Japan weighing in at 210 pounds... JUSHIN 'THUNDER' LIGER!!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: His opponent hailing from The Snakepit in Wigan, England weighing in at 230 pounds... THE DYNAMITE KID!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here is your winner in 16 minutes and 12 seconds and new PW USA Global Junior Heavyweight Champion... JUSHIN 'THUNDER' LIGER!!!
The referee has the Global Junior Heavyweight Title. Liger despite being victorious looks absolutely out of it from the Dynamite Kid's brutality. Slowly both men get to their feet. Dynamite Kid takes the title belt from the referee and hands it to Liger raising his hand in the process. Liger snatches the title belt from Dynamite though and proceeds to smash him square in the face with it. Liger stands on Dynamite's chest raising the title belt in the air.
Jim Ross: A tremendous match there between Liger and Dynamite, but Liger not accepting of the gracious actions from Dynamite Kid at the end of the match.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: Gracious actions? He was trying to steal Liger's thunder no pun intended..
Jim Ross: I think Dynamite was being sincere Jesse you have to think there is going to be repercussions... Next we have Joey Styles standing by with The Hollywood Blondes!
Jesse Ventura: Finally some class!
The scene cuts backstage and we see Joey Styles stood in front of a PW USA banner, between Flyin' Brian Pillman and 'Stunning' Steve Austin, The Hollywood Blondes!
Joey Styles: Steve Austin, Brian Pillman, tonight you face your fellow Dangerous Alliance members Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith! This is putting Paul E. Dangerously in a very difficult position...
'Stunning' Steve Austin: Don't embarrass yourself any further Styles... Owen and Bulldog know we are the the ace tag team in the Dangerous Alliance! Your looking at the team of the 90's and don't you forget it!
Flyin' Brian Pillman: Difficult position my foot, Paul E. Dangerously wants tag team gold... The Hollywood Blondes with the belts or without the belts are tag team gold! When it comes to the crunch Paul E. will always do what makes the most money and we deliver blockbuster box office success! That's a wrap!
Joey Styles: Very confident thoughts from The Hollywood Blondes lets get back to the ring and Gary Michael Cappetta!
Texas Death Match
Cactus Jack vs Jake Roberts
Gary Michael Cappetta: The following contest of Fall Brawl is a TEXAS DEATH MATCH!!! When a pinfall occurs the loser of the fall has a 10 count to return to their feet to keep the match going
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first hailing from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico weighing in at 282 pounds... CACTUS JACK!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: His opponent hailing from Stone Mountain, Georgia weighing in at 249 pounds... JAKE 'THE SNAKE' ROBERTS!!!
Roberts slams Cactus Jack. Cactus eats a trash can...Not literally obviously. Bodyslam by Roberts. Rude Awakening on Cactus Jack by Roberts. Cactus Jack pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Cactus Jack smashes a Playstation console over the head ofRoberts. Cactus driving Jake Roberts down to the mat with a pulling piledriver. 1 - 2 - 3. Cactus Jack pinned Roberts. The referee is counting: 5....6....Jake Roberts is back up. Cactus drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Face-first slam from Roberts on Cactus. 1 - 2 - 3. Roberts defeats Cactus. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Cactus stands up. Lifting DDT by Jake Roberts. 1 - 2 - 3. Roberts defeats Cactus. The referee counts: 6....7...8....but Cactus stands up. Cactus blocks a kick from Jake Roberts. Cactus Jack hits some punches. Roberts reverses a waistlock. Big backdrop on Cactus, executed well. Cactus Jack is in trouble. DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The referee counts to 10, this match is over!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here is your winner in 14 minutes and 54 seconds JAKE 'THE SNAKE' ROBERTS!!!!
Jake Roberts slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Cactus has just about staggered back to his feet... Roberts lays the chair down and plants Cactus Jack with a vicious DDT onto the chair... Cactus is out cold Jake rolls the unconscious body of Cactus over and we see blood beginning to pour from his forehead and Jake is laughing maniacally!!!
Jim Ross: By god Jake Roberts is sick!!! Why did he need to inflict that punishment after the match had finished!
Jesse Ventura: Wow Roberts is even more unhinged than usual Ross! Cactus Jack may have met his match in the man from Stone Mountain!
Jim Ross: I'm sure there will be repercussions Cactus Jack isn't one to let injuries keep him out of action!! Talking of meeting their match we have got a classic next and another chapter in the book of The Midnight Express and Rock N Roll Express!
Jesse Ventura: Take it away Gary Michael Cappetskiiiiii!!!
Global Tag Team Title Match
The Midnight Express vs The Rock'N'Roll Express
Gary Michael Cappetta: The following contest is for the PW USA Global Tag Team Championship!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first from Memphis, Tennessee weighing in at a combined weight of 445 pounds.. Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson... THE ROCK N ROLL EXPRESS!!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Their opponents....
Jim Cornette: That's enough from you Cappetta only I can introduce the best team in the world today... It gives me great pleasure to introduce the Rolls Royce or wrestling tag teams.. Hailing from the Dark Side, 'BEAUTIFUL' BOBBY EATION AND 'LOVER BOY' DENNIS CONDEREY.... THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!!
Jim Cornette: That's enough from you Cappetta only I can introduce the best team in the world today... It gives me great pleasure to introduce the Rolls Royce or wrestling tag teams.. Hailing from the Dark Side, 'BEAUTIFUL' BOBBY EATION AND 'LOVER BOY' DENNIS CONDEREY.... THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!!
Big clothesline on Eaton. Robert Gibson hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Gibson tags out to Ricky Morton. The Rock'N'Roll Express whip Eaton into the corner. Ricky Morton whips Robert Gibson in for a hard clothesline to follow- up. Morton uses a basement dropkick to the knee. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Morton hits a right hand. Bobby Eaton ducks a clothesline attempt. Bobby Eaton scores with a standing spinebuster. Tag to Dennis Condrey. Thrown slam by Dennis Condrey. Slam on Morton. Morton counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Morton tags out to Robert Gibson. Full nelson on Condrey...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Powerbomb on Condrey. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Robert Gibson hits some punches. Condrey reverses a Robert Gibson hammerlock. Gibson walks into a slam. Cornette tries to grab the foot of Gibson without the referee noticing... Gibson wastes valuable time by yelling at Cornette! Dennis Condrey takes advantage of the distraction and nails Gibson from behind! Robert Gibson gets knocked to the ground by Condrey, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Elbow Drop! 1....2....3.
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here are your winners and new PW USA Global Tag Team Champions... THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!!!!
The scene cuts backstage in front of a PW USA banner we see Joey Styles stood between Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith.
Joey Styles: A huge with for The Midnight Express there you've got to think the winners of the following match will be gunning for Eaton and Condrey down the road, Up next the two men beside me will face their Dangerous Alliance counterparts The Hollywood Blondes..
Owen Hart: Wait a minute Styles you don't need to stir this up any more than it already has been.. Paul E. Dangerously let Brian Pillman run his mouth once too often and couldn't keep his leash on well tonight The Bulldog and I will show can British brawn and Canadian brains is all about!
Davey Boy Smith: Brian Pillman can talk all he wants because he doesn't have the credentials to back it up in the ring. Steve Austin talks about being the team of the 90's that's what your looking at right here, we don't want to be A-List celebrities or bit part movie stars. Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith are wrestlers! Pure and simple.
Owen Hart: No excuses now Blondes it's time to nut up or shut up we're here to fight and you best be to.
Joey Styles: Lets go back to the ring and Gary Michael Cappetta!
The Hollywood Blonds vs Owen & Bulldog
Gary Michael Cappetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit
Gary Michael Cappetta: Introducing first hailing from Hollywood, California weighing in at a combine weight of 480 pounds... Flyin' Brian Pillman and 'Stunning' Steve Austin.. THE HOLLYWOOD BLONDES!!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Their opponents hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighing in at combine weight of 482 pounds... 'The British Bulldog' Davey Boy Smith and 'The Black Hart' Owen Hart!!!!
Hart walks into a high dropkick from Brian Pillman. Second rope flying axe handle, Hart goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag to Steve Austin. Brian Pillman scoops up Hart. Austin bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Gut buster, Hart hits hard. Owen Hart powers out of a Steve Austin headlock. Flying move by Owen Hart...no idea what the name of that move is, so let's call it a Lighting Smash Of Impending Danger. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Hart tags out to British Bulldog. Big piledriver on Austin. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Flying shoulder tackle by Bulldog sends Austin to the mat. Austin gets out the back of a British Bulldog bodyslam attempt. Big backdrop on Bulldog, executed well. Tag to Brian Pillman. Pillman hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Tag between British Bulldog and Owen Hart. Brian Pillman goes for a clothesline but Owen ducks and nails a spinning back kick. Steve Austin tries to get in the ring but is held back by the referee... Paul.E Dangerously runs to ringside slides in the ring and smashes his cellular phone over the head of Owen Hart!!!! Brian Pillman takes advantage of the distraction and covers Owen Hart as Steve Austin cuts Bulldog off from making the save by nailing him with the Stun Gun!!! 1....2...3!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here are your win....
Paul E. snatches the microphone from Cappetta as the Hollywood Blondes continue laying the boots to Davey Boy and Owen..
Paul E. Dangerously: I stand before the people of the United States of America... Oh and the people of Canada and the United Kingdom and have to admit... Paul E. Dangerously was wrong. Paul E. Dangerously didn't need two tag teams, Paul E. Dangerously was greedy. Brian Pillman opened my eyes and made me realise where the money was... Which means where the money is the power is and those two things are issues where my greed knows no bounds.. Midnight Express make no bones about it we are coming for those tag team title. It may not be tomorrow, it may not be next week or next month but what you see before you is the tag team of the 1990's so go back to 1985 when you were last relevant and graciously pass the torch to The Hollywood Blonds!
The scene cuts backstage and we see The Revolution stood in front of a PW USA banner. Anderson, Perfect and Regal all bedecked in expensive looking suits. Regal has the Global Television Title draped over his left shoulder. Ric Flair is a dazzling blue ring robe adorned with sequins and feathers.
Mr Perfect: Fall Brawl 1992 the crowning of champions Steven Regal is walking out of The Boston Gardens tonight as Global Television Champion.. Part 1 of the plan 100% successful... Part two Ric Flair walks out Global Heavyweight Champion!
Steven Regal: This title over my shoulder makes my the best wrestler on Television today, Great Muta you get the first shot next saturday night but the most important thing before then is for The Nature Boy to prove he is the best wrestler in the world today when he beats Terry Funk...
Arn Anderson: About 2 months ago Mr Baba came to my house in North Carolina and said he was bringing together the best professional wrestlers in the world. There was no question I would end up here next to my best friend in the world. What we didn't bank on was this masked wrestler getting involved in business that doesn't concern him. I don't know who you are but son you are writing cheques that your body won't be able to cash when we get our hands on you!
Ric Flair: Let me just say this Masked Wrestler who ever you maybe we will take that mask from your head and make you pay for what you've tried to do to us. However tonight is about Terry Funk, you have the nerve in 1992 to still think you can hang with the Nature Boy well Funker you're wrong I'm the sixty minute man, tonight Terry Funk I will beat you down and I will make you grovel and pay homage to the MAN!!!!
The scene cuts to Terry Funk standing alongside Joey Styles and they have just seen what the Revolution had to say.
Joey Styles: Terry Funk tonight is a night like you've not had in three years, a shot at the pre-eminent title in professional wrestling today. You have just seen Ric Flair say he will make you grovel..
Terry Funk: Joey I hate to interrupt you but at 48 years old I don't have too much time left in this business to listen to hyperbole... Ric Flair wants to make me grovel? Well I've done a lot of grovelling in this business in the past 30 years. My wife makes me grovel when I go home battered and bruise and broken otherwise she won't let me come and play another day. Ric Flair I hope you do make me grovel because grovelling makes me want to fight harder, longer and dirtier the more I have to do it. This may well be my last shot at the Global Heavyweight Title, it maybe my last rodeo. But as long as I'm breathing you damn well bet your bottom dollar or those $15,000 rolexes that your so proud of that I will still be fighting....
Joey Styles: Lets get back to the ring and Gary Michael Cappetta!!!
Global Heavyweight Title Match
Ric Flair vs Terry Funk
Back elbow connects, Flair staggers backward. Full nelson on Flair...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - kick out. Flair counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Terry Funk walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Flair. Funker gets caught with a short powerbomb from Flair. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Wicked double arm suplex by Ric Flair on Funker. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Funker gets caught with a short powerbomb from Flair. Flair drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Massive backbreaker, Flair got planted. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Flair walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Back elbow connects, Flair staggers backward. Funker slams Ric Flair. Flair gets out the back of a Terry Funk bodyslam attempt. Big dropkick by Ric Flair. Ultra-cool piledriver-slam thing by Ric Flair on Funker. Ric Flair floors Terry Funk. Figure Four Leglock!!!
Gary Michael Cappetta: Here is your winner in 32 minutes and 39 seconds and NEW! GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! 'THE NATURE BOY' RIC FLAIR!!!!!
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: Ric Flair is once again the man...
Jim Ross: Quick look at the ring that masked wrestler has just hit the ring!!!!
We see Ric Flair walking back to the locker room, Terry Funk is slowly getting back to his feet holding his left leg from the beating it took and the pressure from the figure four leglock... The Masked wrestler slides in the ring stalking Terry Funk from behind... Out of nowhere though Arn Anderson, Mr Perfect and Steven Regal hit the ring and The Masked Wrestler bails before inflicting any damage to Funk... The Revolution members once again try to chase the masked man through the crowd but lose him!
Jim Ross: Once again the masked man has been run off by the Revolution it looks like he can actually have no affiliation to the group but it looks like he wants an affiliation with it by targeting Flair's opponents!
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: You should be a little more trusting of people Ross the Revolution have repeatedly said they want to get their hands of this masked maniac!
Jim Ross: Well Jesse we're totally out of time! On a night where we have crowned four new champions including Ric Flair as the new Global Heavyweight Champion we are left we the question who is the masked wrestler here in PW USA??? From Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, I'm Jim Ross goodnight everyone!!!!
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